Ironmare (Rarity)
Can I be a superhero like you?

I of course you can, sweetie….but I don’t think you’re mother would approve of me as your role model.

Gildarine- Damn right I don’t….

So do you design clothes? I mean your suit is so stunningly fabulous you must dabble in the art of the dress.

Well, yes. Other than running Belle Tech Industry, I make dresses on the side. It’s a great way to relieve stress.

Have you ever met a pony who was way stronger than he looked? Without armor like you and yet still kicked a lot of flank?

Well….there is Applejack’s older brother. *purrr* That’s a stallion right there…

if sweetie belle modified of your suits to fix her,doesn't that mean shes as smart as you are?

Seems to run in the family, doesn’t it?

So...how the heck does a pony in an iron suit somehow remain fabulous?

Darling, it’s all in the accessories.

*Bleep Bleep* METAL MARE! *Bloop*

Twilight? Twilight, come in! Twilight!…….TWIILLIIIIIIIIGHTTTT!

…..Oh, wait, you’re not Twilight Widow.

Did your father work on Captain Equestria's shield and super soldier serum?

Wrong on both accounts, actually. The shield itself was actually a relic found by the first Captain Equestria, Crab Apples, during his deployment in Northern Equestria. That shield little miss brute carries..is in fact nearly a thousand years old. Yeah, really. And it looks brand new!

As for the super soldier serum, it was around during the same time, but my father had nothing to do with it. My grandfather, Elusive, however, had a big hand in the creation.

You should add a cupcake dispenser :D it shoots pink-flavored cupcakes, and a sprinkle machine gun! That way you can have a pink-flavored cupcake and have sprinkles, while still being a badass by shooting everything in sight :D

…Pinkeye, I know that’s you.

Pinkeye- Awe! What gave me away?!

Sorry I'm in another dimension right now and it is really hard to do stuff concerning other dimensions, especially when running from a giant pyro-maniac, but anyways what I meant to say was do you have a crush on somepony?

Oh, I quite understand, darling. Anyway your question is….uh…crush…

Hm…okay, uh. *clear throat* Seems that’s sort of a private affair and as such I don’t think.

T.O.M. - Madame Rarity, Colonel Braeburn is on the line for you.

…Um…right, T.O.M.

T.O.M. - It also seem, Madame, your heart rate has increased at the mention of Braeburn.

*through gritted teeth* Not right now, T.O.M.

If you need any help concerning different dimensions I'm your hedgehog, but anyways my question is do you have on somepony?

I thank you for offering me help, darling…but…I’m rather confused by the question…do I have on somepony? Exactly what do you mean by that? This isn’t about this Cupcake thing that Pinkeye had been complaining about to me, is it?